Well, hello there! Long time no talk… actually, it was only one week. Sadly, I was too depressed to write last week’s update. Fucking America… jeez-us, enough already.
I made some BOLD claims in the comments section over on the Kickstarter… yes, people are still over there chatting it up, me included!
Here is what I said:
“Current Dates! Just got this update today… sadly shipping was pushed but not by much. US and EU in port 7/2 (this Saturday!), at the distributors between 7/9 – 7/12. Usually it’s 6-10 days from that to YOU so it looks like 7/15- 7/22 is the date. I found out we were holding UK and AU to line it up with rest of world but I told them to just ship it, so they could be getting it in the next 6-10 days or sooner”
Yes, we are inching closer and closer to getting that product in your hands.
AND I want to remind everyone going to Gen Con this year that I will be there, and we WILL be having both ESW spellcrafting and ESW: ANNIHILAGEDDON 2 tournaments. What kind of cool shit can you expect from this event?!? Well, let me tell you: I will be personally giving demos of ESW:A2 (meet and awkwardly hug me), we will be giving away a special Gen Con 2022 Promo Wizard and Familiar (more on that next week), AND if you win the tourney, you WILL be made into a wizard for the game… plus (and some would say even more importantly) you win a trophy that I custom-crafted for the event.
Like this nonsense:
Note, this the wizard penis trophy that GenCon forced me to cover up on the show floor…
(also check out this link, it’s the piece from the Kickstarter about the trophies if you haven’t seen it)
So a note on the Gen Con Promo Wizard for 2022: I know most of you will not be able to make it, and I don’t want you to feel left out. I was thinking we could offer it on our store after the fact for a limited time. We do this with some of the DC promos and fans appreciate it. Thoughts?
Almost out of these previews… yes, another set of LEGENDARY cards! What do we have this week? It’s a card that helps you win and card that makes you win. Yes, the Double-Headed Dingler will set up some BONKERS turns… I have seen it hit with Dr. Continuum and set up the craziest turns of all time! And then we have a card I am not totally sure we should have printed… I believe it may end up getting “house-ruled” from some playsets. It’s supposed to help as a catch-up mechanic, but it can be very swingy. All I can say is if you get a chance to buy Goldy, you do it.
Well, that’s it… love you very much.
And talk with you next week,
cory
Please also put the gen con promo on eBay for the international fans!
Can’t wait for the game to arrive!
ya for sure… if we sell them we will put them on both the store and ebay
Is there a possibility those promo familiar and wizard could be in the fantastic friends mail ?
Thanks Cory! Appreciate everything! Wish I could make it to gen con but I’ll be in a psych ward by then, like you said America!. Anyways buying promos online though would be saucy.
also, that was a detachable magic “spray” you could attach to his wizard penis head…
like i would preorder the promo right now just to ensure i get one after the con, though i would really love it as a surprise in the fuckinfantastic friends mailer.
I would ABSOLUTELY appreciate your making the Gen Con promo wizard available on your site! I have absolutely EVERYTHING gameplay related for the entire ESW line and will literally (figuratively) murder someone to get that card. Please help keep me out of prison by selling it online as well.
They are a store for the euro fan? 🤔
I always appreciate when game relevant items are available as a seperate purchase. Recently got into Dice Throne and all their promos are on the shop and it warmed my bitter jaded heart. I also spent more money which, tbh, is good for them lol.
Thanks for the update Cory!
Throw up some promos!
and only 6 Legendary cards left to unveil.
My God, when will ESW A2 be released, how hard it is to wait.. I dream of getting this game and destroying my friends :)) We play ESW A1 so often and with such pleasure that we have to buy the game for the third time! Because the cards have gone bad) We have upgraded the rules so many times to add drive that they have become very different from the standard ones) We are ready to share our ideas to inspire you)