Beep bop boop, it’s Friday, hooray! Look at you, ready to get down and make this weekend count

I will be finishing decorating the front of the house for Halloween. I should have done it last week, but better late than never. I bought one of those 12-foot skeletons, but after the first year (a couple of years ago), it was just too much of a pain to set up so I just use the top half… it’s easier to manage. So now I build a scene around the top half of this fucker. Luckily, I have like 12 glow-in-the-dark regular skeletons I bought on clearance… they help set a scene. This year, I made the giant dude a movie theater usher… look at the little hat I made him! Hahaha. I’ll put up a big screen and project a movie on it… something like The Exorcist or maybe Texas Chainsaw Massacre… ya know, something for the really little kids. Here is a before picture. I’ll post an after in November.

So let’s take a look at some more cards, cards, cards!!!! Closer and closer…
Another Satan card, and hey look, I even managed to get one of his friends in on the action… it’s Satano Crunch, our cereal-killing breakfast buddy. I love getting the whole gang into each game. World-building is my favorite thing!

Oh and look, it’s the DEMON DECK cards…

Bit of theme here… some demons that are out to cram it in your Beelze-Butthole and break it off…
I really love the butthole wheels on the demon chopper gang… totally inspired.

Ok, when you read this song AND listen to it together, it’s actually much worse, where you probably are better off not knowing. Clearly, there is something wrong with me… ENJOY!

Oh Baby, It’s Viagrus

Whose that rocking that hard on hard lord
Whose that pushing the meat stick meat, meat lord
Mmmm baby it’s Viagrus, that’s who
Mmmm baby it’s Viagrus, gimmy that hot hot goo

Viagrus I’m the king of the dong I like to drop my dip stick, ya drop it all night long
Sometimes at night I’m cruising for the ladies, top down drive slow, jizz colored Mercedes

Oh Viagrus, what do I have to do to get you to cover me in that sweet sticky goo
Oh Viagrus, you know I love the pounding, your schlong skills are so damn astounding

Whose that springen a boner, bone her bone lord
Whose that waving a sweet prick, quick stick prick lord
Mmmm baby it’s Viagrus, that’s who
Mmmm baby it’s Viagrus, gimmy that hot hot goo

Sweat sticky Viagrus got that sugar dripping down the shaft, oh baby lick the pump I laughed
Viagrus got that fucking heat wafting off the crotch, gulp my load mama like some nice scotch

Oh Viagrus, thinking of that junk is making me moist, your cock so big will I even be able to hoist
Oh Viagrus daddy you need to punish this kitty, Viagrus sir don’t forget to suck my titty

Whose that rocking that hard on hard lord
Whose that pushing the meat stick meat, meat lord
Mmmm baby it’s Viagrus, that’s who
Mmmm baby it’s Viagrus, gimmy that hot hot goo

Viagrus taking that big salami strolling, got keep that sexy beef train rolling
Whop whop, digga down whop whop, get out that Johnson on it I wanna hop hop

Oh Viagrus, you gotta spray with that man load, cant stop thinking of that great big chode
Oh Viagrus, when you gonna pull that sausage, wanna suck it like cherry lozenge

Whose that springen a boner, bone her bone lord
Whose that waving a sweet prick, quick stick prick lord
Mmmm baby it’s Viagrus, that’s who
Mmmm baby it’s Viagrus, gimmy that hot hot goo

Long blue hair and Nipples all pointy, sex so freaky gone deaky did not disappoint me
Fucking Viagrus is the man droppin a huge nut, no bitch to big or small always ready to rut

Oh Viagrus, tasty and salty, your load dripping down hope my mouth isn’t faulty
Oh Viagrus, are you playing with me big boy, ya know all I want to be is your naughty fuck toy

Whose that rocking that hard on hard lord
Whose that pushing the meat stick meat, meat lord
Mmmm baby it’s Viagrus, that’s who
Mmmm baby it’s Viagrus, gimmy that hot hot goo
Repeat a few times…

Link to the song https://on.soundcloud.com/9R4ns

Ok, I’m only posting one song this week. That was a lot to digest for you and your very sensitive ears. I know you’re FAN-FUCKINGTASTIC-FRIENDS, but there are limits… or are there?

Well, I love you very much and hope you have a terrific weekend… you can set up YOUR 12-foot skeleton!

-cory