Friday, baby. It’s time to unwind from a stressful week of mixed martial arts and intravenous drug use! (One of those two things is true.) Actually, it would be cool if I mixed martial arts with a giant anthropomorphic syringe, and it was like trying to jack me full...

Hello my friends! It’s Friday, but not the “next Friday” from the last update but the Friday AFTER that Friday. Apparently, I have switched to every other week for these updates, unless I haven’t… who the hell knows? Certainly not me. Ok, it really depends on what’s...