Ok so I have an Idea for FanFuckingTastic Friends. As a special add on to one of the mailers you could include a voucher to have the recipients likeness made into a card, or you could just use mine. The Wizard would be (name) The FanFuckingTasticly Friendly Wizard.
the Familliar card would be a bag of Fucks. Place 6fuck tokens on your wizard. +2 power / Defense :Whenever an opponent attacks one of your other opponents give the defending player a fuck token and heal them 1. Return bag of fucks to your hand at the end of your turn your hand size is plus 1.When you run out of fucks each wizard takes 2 damage for each fuck token they have. You can only give a fuck for so long until you just don’t give a fuck anymore.