Card name ideas

[magikarp1]

Posting (mostly dumb) card name ideas

Lich slap – Spell (bitch slap)

Purrfect storm – Spell, cat themed

The Cat-alyst – Treasure or Wizard (Ongoing?), cat themed

The Excercist – Wizard, The Exorcist reference + excercise (give him a gym theme)

Alpha Kenny body – funny to say (I’ll fuck anybody)

Pot of gold – Treasure, golden weed plant

Monster in the closet – Creature, gay joke

Manbearpig – Creature, South park reference, half man, half bear, half pig, maybe change the animals for IP reasons

Tower of Babel – Location, a tower made of hot babes

No more violins – Spell or Treasure, defense card (no more violence)

Solid snake – Creature, Metal gear reference, penis joke

Family jewels – Treasure, testicles

Char Mender – Wizard or Creature, healing card, Pokemon reference

Lockness Monster – Treasure or Creature, a mimic that looks lika a chest with lots locks, defense card? (Loch Ness monster)

[Cory Jones]

Lich Slap is going in for sure…

[Lu7ky]

bowelus excretus ahloverus – spell

[magikarp1]

some more ideas I thought of at work

Down under – Location, Hell and Australia, the card art could be upside-down

Drop bears – Creature, Australians joke that they have bears that live in treetops that drop on you to eat your face (koalas)

Bad news bears – Spell?, just a phrase

Devil’s Advocate – Wizard, lawyer

Cease and decease – Spell, Defense?, cease and desist + decease

Moritorium – Spell or Treasure, Defense?, moratorium + mori

Skeleton crew – Creature, just a phrase

Run to your mummy or Beg for your mummy – mummy instead of mommy

Djinius – Wizard, djin + genius

Your mom – Creature, yo momma joke

Blast from the past – Spell

Crying bald man – Wizard, dick joke

[ajkronk]

Been looking for a place to post ideas for new wizards.

My idea for a wizard is Hardy, the Head Hydra. He’s a hydra with multiple penis-looking necks. Not sure what his familiar would be however. Someone help me out with that one.

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