Look inside yourself… 

are you rad enough to be a fucking wizard!?!

Are there times in the day you think, “Man, if I could shoot demonic lighting, I would totally make my coworker’s fucking head explode… I hate him so much”? Or maybe you have an unquenchable thirst to reshape reality according to YOUR imagination… your sick, sick imagination? Listen, I’m not here to judge. I simply want to say if wrapping your bad impulses in “magic” sounds attractive, EPIC SPELL WARS may be right for you!

OH, SHIT! It’s Friday the 13th AND October! A very special day indeed. We had our homage to a certain camp goer in ESW A1… Stabby Steve. To celebrate the true meaning of the day, I will be taking my wife to a cool revival theater here in SoCal called The Frida to see...

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Oh my, it’s SPOOKY time… October! My favorite month! All the stores drag out monster shit and of course Satan is in charge (for a change), so it’s just better. AND it’s the very first FRIDAY of the best month of the year. SO I COMMAND YOU to get into the macabre mood,...

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Hello, my FANTASTIC friends of the fucking variety! Let’s all say a collective “Fuck you” to the week and sail into a carefree weekend! What kind of things will I do this weekend? Hmmm, the kid’s at comedy college and the wife is out of town… maybe I’ll get super high...

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