Hello,my FFF-ing people! It’s Friday and in this case, that means another update. I often wonder if I am saying the same shit I said in some other Friday update. You see, I practice “LIVING IN THE MOMENT” to the degree of not remembering anything “OUTSIDE THE MOMENT.”...
It’s Friday! Hello everyone! Sorry about missing last week. As I’ve mentioned before, my kid’s in Boston at college, which is great, but I miss them terribly. Soooo, my wife flew them in as a surprise on Thursday, for the weekend. Cleary, at that point I was done (the...
Beep bop boop, it’s Friday, hooray! Look at you, ready to get down and make this weekend count I will be finishing decorating the front of the house for Halloween. I should have done it last week, but better late than never. I bought one of those 12-foot skeletons,...
OH, SHIT! It’s Friday the 13th AND October! A very special day indeed. We had our homage to a certain camp goer in ESW A1… Stabby Steve. To celebrate the true meaning of the day, I will be taking my wife to a cool revival theater here in SoCal called The Frida to see...
Oh my, it’s SPOOKY time… October! My favorite month! All the stores drag out monster shit and of course Satan is in charge (for a change), so it’s just better. AND it’s the very first FRIDAY of the best month of the year. SO I COMMAND YOU to get into the macabre mood,...
Hello, my FANTASTIC friends of the fucking variety! Let’s all say a collective “Fuck you” to the week and sail into a carefree weekend! What kind of things will I do this weekend? Hmmm, the kid’s at comedy college and the wife is out of town… maybe I’ll get super high...
It’s fucking Friday again… it’s insane how quickly time moves. (I am nearly 100% positive I have started one of these updates with that same sentence, BUT it is crazy… it’s a blur.) The older you get the faster it seems to move. I try to be very present and live in...
Hi everyone! Friday has rolled around and unlike the last few Fridays I am actually writing an update! Hooray for me! Even though I didn’t write updates then, I want you to know that you were still in my heart. I had honest-to-god guilt for not keeping up on it....
Hello, my friends, and a very happy Friday to you! Hopefully, you had a great week AND have some amazing plans for the weekend. That’s right… I’m not satisfied with you having a great week. I DEMAND that your weekend is also amazing! For me, the timing is quickly...
Hello everyone! So, I should NOT be writing this right now because I SHOULD be at Gen Con… “should” being the pivotal word, as I am not in fact at Gen Con. Sadly, after SDCC (San Diego Comic-Con) it became clear to me that I am still dealing with an avalanche of grief...
Hello, wizard people. That term “wizard people” reminds me of one of the best internet videos of all time, a little series about Baby Cakes: Seriously, Brad Neely is a comedy wizard… I love him. Still massively chugging away on art. I had hoped it was July 1 for...
It’s Friday, so it’s time to touch base with you… my friends. NO, not just friends, my FAN-FUCKINGTASTIC FRIENDS! I do love writing these. I force my internal critic to eat a dick and just type whatever the fuck pops into my head. I’m sure it’s safe as no one actually...
Oh, Friday, you only come once a week, but your tender embrace is always so sweet. Sure, the weekend’s here and I am looking forward to that, but Friday is also time to reflect on the week and say, “Hey, I fucking rocked it… good job, me” or in more dire...
Hello, my dear friends This is Friday and this is an update. It’s a very positive update as I am focused on being positive… VERY, VERY POSITIVE! I am positive we are SUPER close to the art being done for Satanic Panic. And once we wrap that up, it’s a finishing pass...
Boom, boom, boom, it’s Friday afternoom! Hahaha, I made it rhyme against its will… it was non-consensual rhyming. Probably shouldn’t make those jokes, since I’m already pushing it with everything in these games. Fuck it. Clearly, I have a singular focus on making this...
Friday, baby. It’s time to unwind from a stressful week of mixed martial arts and intravenous drug use! (One of those two things is true.) Actually, it would be cool if I mixed martial arts with a giant anthropomorphic syringe, and it was like trying to jack me full...
WOW, I’m back! But where was I? Rehab, Narnia, locked in a spiral of depression? Let’s just say it’s a bit of all three and leave it at that! What I didn’t let slide like these goddamn updates is the ART for Satanic Panic… oh no, we have been busting our ass (well,...
Hello My Friends! Happy Friday and more importantly, HAPPY St. Patrick’s Day! I often say that I am one-quarter leprechaun. Two reasons: I’ve always been supernaturally lucky. Secondly, my estranged father’s birthday is St. Patrick’s Day and he would tell me he was...
Hello, lovers of Spells and Wars and optimally Epic Spell Wars! It’s a Friday update and for those here from the recent Kickstarter, thanks for joining us (I will stop thanking you soon, maybe in 2 or 3 weeks). The Kickstarter will be taking “late backers” soon for...
A Friday update (for those new here, it’s not every Friday… I would like it to be, but sometimes I am too busy or too lazy or just don’t know what to talk about). The “what to talk about” shouldn’t be an issue for awhile, as we have all the awesome ESW A3 content to...
Well, to start… sorry for the lack of updates the last few weeks! Between the holidays and getting ready for the Kickstarter, I barely had the time to procrastinate and beat myself up for not doing the updates, so… Holy shit, did you hear!?! Next Tuesday is the launch...
Hello my Friends… my FANTASTIC… and FUCKING… FRIENDS! Another Friday has made its way to our golden shores, washing up on the beach in all its glory and promise of a magically sexy weekend. Yes, the weekend can be sexy without being SEXUAL, or maybe your weekend WILL...
Hello my friends! It’s Friday, but not the “next Friday” from the last update but the Friday AFTER that Friday. Apparently, I have switched to every other week for these updates, unless I haven’t… who the hell knows? Certainly not me. Ok, it really depends on what’s...
Hello Hello Hello! Join me as I mark the passage of time. Is it Friday? Yes. Has another week passed in our shambling lurch to the final heavenly reward? Yes. Is it one more week closer to our AMAZING November 15th kick-off for Epic Spell Wars: ANNIHILAGEDDON 3 —...
Good Friday to you! Well, not actual good Friday but as I like to say, GOOD ENOUGH Friday. Feel free to eat meat or whatever you’re not supposed to do on actual Good Friday. It’s not anywhere near Good Friday, is it? I just typed that and now I’m “rolling with it.”...
Friday, huh? Another week gone… I hope you had a great week, accomplished everything you hoped to get done or at least moved it forward. At CZE, we announced the Rotten Tomatoes game… a license I chased for over 2 years and finally was able to make happen. It’s a...
Friday! Hooray! Time to let your inhibitions down and really relax… huffin’ paint, maybe hit the pipe… drinking, driving, shooting heroin. Gather up some sex workers and really lean into the party vibe that only a well-deserved Friday can bring. Leather, latex…oil...
Howdy y’all, it’s Friday updatin’ time! Well, another week of pulling our hair out trying to make sure you all get the game. After some nasty emails to our “partners,” we seem to be getting some results! Finally, you can look forward to a broken tracking link and zero...
Well, hello my Fan-Fuckingtastic Friends, and I really do consider you my friends… And as friends I must apologize for missing TWO updates! Shameful, but in my defense after dropping my kid off at college, I had a total mental breakdown. I am VERY proud of my kid…...
Hello Friday People! It’s getting exciting over on the Kickstarter comments section! I see lots of people getting their games and it seems like most everyone is digging the stuff… a couple of shipping issues, but we are helping smooth that over. All in all, pretty...
Hello everyone. I hope you’re having a dyno-mite FRIDAY! I am feeling great… back from Gen Con, where I had the chance to hang with some amazing gamers and share the ESW love. AND to top that off, it appears we are finally getting the game into the hands of backers...
Oh boy, what a week! Sadly, my SDCC (San Diego Comic-Con) trip was cut short as I developed flu symptoms on the first day there and yes... sure enough, I had the flu! Spent the next four days in the hotel battling chills and fever. FUN! The FLU… so old school, a real...
So it’s Friday and that can only mean one thing: It’s time to write an update. At one point, I would do these like a day or two out… maybe on Thursday! Now… NOPE, it’s always Friday. I’m pretty sure I have that creative thing that requires a deadline to actually...